BMI

The body mass index. The classical way of defining and breaking one's degree of obesity when comparing one's body weight to height. In other words, it is a politically correct way of saying to someone that your a tub or lard.

Your BMI is off the charts, at 58585858855875477474744 TONNES
ur fatt.

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BMI

acronym for "Body Mass Index", an outdated and inaccurate method of determining someone's health based only on their weight compared to their height, without taking into account lifestyle, activity, muscle tone, or any other important factor.

according to BMI standards, Tom Cruise is "Obese"

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BMI

1) acronym for "Black Market International", a great site for the latest music downloads.

2) to download for free; illegally (music, movies)

1) BMI means Black Market International, duh.

2) say, dawg, i just BMI'd Birdman's new album from BMITV.com brrrrrrrrr aw-aw!! *does the bird hand sign* birdcall

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BMI

Bad Mental Image. When some one tells you something and you see sumthin in ur head that u really don't wanna think.

Sarah: I gave mike head for his birthday!
Cece:BMI!

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Bmi

Bounce my insides

Jacob likes to bmi

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bmi

Rare word used to designate special kind of bread.

"C'est bon le bmi?"

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bmi pain olympics

Maybe one of the funniest videos out there, if you look it up on google then you'll laugh your nuts off...

''Son: I'm bored and i want a good laugh''
''Dad: Watch the BMI Pain Olympics and you'll be satisfied''

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