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Taking a mans limp dick and slapping it back and forth repeatedly at high speeds like Bob Ross cleaning his paint brush.
My boyfriends dick wouldn't get hard so I started Bob Rossing it...
Bob Ross: Let's paint a happy little tree.
Me: Okay.
Bob Ross: let's get more sap pthalo green and paint another tree because everyone needs a friend.
Me: **Holds Back Tears** Okay.
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A badass with a calm voice , a brush and his own show
boi :Oh dude wanna watch some bob ross ?
Dude: wish i could but i work 7-10
Boi: DAYUM
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The greatest man ever to live. Never made a mistake only made happy accidents. Loved Happy Little Trees and Happy Little Clouds, son was just as good at painting as him but just did not have the soft voice that tickles all our buttholes, may he rest in power as the greatest human ever to live
Did you the the Bob Ross video? He is so amazing
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The recreation of Jesus.
Jesus that left us to the new world with disappointment in 1994.
Man, that Bob Ross looked like that one hella thicc boi, Jesus
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MOTHERFUCKING GOD. HE IS MY JESUS.
what is your religion ?
Me : BobRosstic
how ?
Me: Bob Ross is god
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Modern painter and telivison teacher. Known for his large, white-man 'fro, punctual 30 minute painting sessions, and soothing voice. Often refers to the inanimate objects (trees, rocks, mountians etc.) he is painting as real and lonely, whereby out of pity he will paint another inanimate object as a 'friend' to the first. Paints against an all black background and is often shown on PBS in the wee hours of the morning.
"My botany Professor talks exactly like Bob Ross. He keeps calling flowers and trees 'happy' and placing them near each other because he claims they will become friends. And cause of his voice, I have yet to stay awake for an entire lecture."
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