Boblib

Boblib is a terrible virus that will attack your body at once. The affects from the Boblib virus is you will firstly have a spasm attack on the floor, then you may have your body parts fall off and the rest will grow way too much hair. When you look like a monkey with body parts on the floor, if you go close to someone you will die from another terrible spasm attack. The way you get this virus is if you touch a Vegan (it will be very bad if you touch that vegan teacher).

"oh hey man I accidently bumped into a Vegan today and I immediately had a spasm attack, do you know why?"
"OH NO YOU HAVE THE BOBLIB VIRUS"
*his arms fall off*