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A body pillow is a large pillow the size of the average male (Adolescent to Adult) that is designed for ones self to rest comfortably on.
Some of the ways it can be used is:
1) Order your body pillow on with a design on it of your favourite Anime character or whatever kind of fetish you are into.
2) Grab a drill and drill a hole in any location of the body pillow and insert whatever you feel like inserting in there.
3) Refer to 1 & 2
Roommate: Hey dude, what was in that box that showed up on our doorstep?
Me: Oh it was my Rem body pillow.
Roommate: Is that all?
Me: I grabbed my drill and Cornholed it if that's what you wanted to know.
Roommate: TMI.
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Ok I know body pillows often get stereotyped for appealing to sad lonely hearts but let's be honest, they are comfy as hecc and it improves your sleeping quality. You don't have to be lonely, heartbroken, or have some sort of kinky desire, any person could find body pillows beneficial.
Friend 1: What's in that huge box?
Friend 2: Oh that? It's a new body pillow that I bought.
Friend 1: Dang, you lonely?
Friend 2: What nah bruv, I just wanted to try it out. I mean, who doesn't love hugging soft squishy things while sleeping?
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a lousy alternative to a girlfriend.
he pretended to make out with a body pillow, then crited himself to sleep.
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something in my dad's room that has yogurt stains on it for some reason.
Me: dad are you cuddling with the body pillow again?
Dad, who is plowing down on that one vampire waifu girl: yeah
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I bought a body pillow of my favorite anime character, Asia from HighSchool DXD
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A large long pillow single people like to have to make them feel happier.
Person 1. Dude I just saw my friend hanging out with this girl. I’m so lonely
Person 2. Bro. Just buy a body pillow. It will solve all your problems.
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The definition of lonely ness, it really is sad their not real.
Body pillows are the key to having god and anime on your side
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