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To blow a large load all over a girls face.
Guy 1: So how did last night go?
Guy 2: Dude i crited her.
Guy 1: Nice
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A traitor to their own college. He roots against his own school's teams.
Student #1: Our teams gunna win!
Student #2: Nah the other teams got it in the bag
Student #1: Stop being such a Crites
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Crite - A derogatory term you can use when there's people around you can't swear near.
Crite - Cross between Crap/Shite.
*Teamate being an ass on an online game* STOP DICKING AROUND AND PLAY THE GAME YOU LITTLE CRITE!
*This movie was a load of crite, totally predictable.
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From the word critter meaning monster or mob in a video game. This term started with my friends and I while playing the first Doom. I believe my uncle coined the term. Variations can be like: Boss Crite, Floaty Crite, Explodey Crite, etc.
Loads of crites come out of that door, kill them all.
That was one baddass demon crite.
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A synonym for "gimp" or "gimpy".
Derived from a fat white kid that made the high school golf team on his third attempt (Junior year); this is mostly characterized by his gimped left arm, which he can't straighten.
Jesus, his golf swing is a Clayton Crites.
Holy shit man, when Jeff has got a Clayton Crites shot.
A hippo-crite is a term used for when fat person makes fun of another fat person based on weight. The average hippo-crite will most likely wear a big sweater so that their fat won't jiggle as much, they usually target a person who is either the same size of him/her or bigger. In some rare cases a hippo-crite will sometimes insult someone who is smaller than him/her( like chubby or slightly plump). The best thing you can do when you see a hippo-crite in action is to quickly and without mercy, call them out on their BS, point out the sweater that he/she wears and if needed, make an example of them. Trust me, a reality check would really help them out in the future.
hippo-crite: HA! look at this fat ass with his double whopper tits. Was your body naturally born made of jell-o.
You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite
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