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Science claims it hot
But it not
The water just angry
boiling water is just angry water
The act of "boiling water" can refer to two things.
1. Heating up an amount of water with the intent to make it reach a temperature of 100 degrees Celsius, which is the accepted standard boiling point of water.
2. A euphemism for smoking weed (or another substance) through a bong, since the sound the water makes during inhalation resembles the sound of water that has reached it's boiling point.
1. Max: Yo, I'm so hungry... gotta any food in the house Blake?
Blake: Yeah man, I've got some ravioli, let me just boil some water and it'll be ready pretty soon.
2. Blake: So what do you wanna do while the food is getting ready?
Max: Let's boil water! *makes gesture of lighting bong*
Blake: Hell yeah. *gets bong from behind couch*
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A boiled water drinker is a person wearing an invisible veil blocking any exiting or thrilling experience in life. These persons use hypochondria as a tool in their fight against arousal (for instance, "allergies" forcing them to avoid coffee and tea, thus drinking only boiled water during breaks).
Often, the boiled water drinker would have a nanny software installed on his own computer.
-"Hey dude, wanna grab a beer after work ?"
-"Sorry, I can't. I am a boiled water drinker, but thank you."
The guarantee that is offered on something that cant be guaranteed for as long as that person keeps a part of their body in boiling water. In other words there is no guarantee
Seller - Yeah this car comes with a boiling water guarantee
Buyer - Ok thanks ill get back to you
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The challenge where you pour scalding hot water all over your body
You should do the boiling water challenge
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the act of someone's getting on your nerves; pissing you off.
guy1 : Yo dude i heard you was gunna beat john up what happened ?
guy2 : lil punk was Boiling my water man , juss wanted to choke him.
guy1 : thats some uncool shit on his part man.
guy2 : damn right dude.
It's just plain water, but boiled, then chilled.
How to make is:
* Put water in a pot with the stove on high
*Let water come to bubbling brew
*take water and put it in the freezer.
*Freeze it till just before it turns to water rocks
*then take out and put it into your best sippy cup.
* feed it to your newborn. They will love it.
My grandmother decided to give me a bottle of plain, boiled water, and I loved it.
Have you tried their plain, boiled cold water? It's delicious.