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boortz

the talkmaster, a libertarian talk show host based in atlanta

I listen to boortz often, you can visit www.boortz.com to learn more

by Our Fallen Republic January 13, 2004

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boortz

to intellectually smack down a clueless tard with the insensitive truth

"That idiot who said the FairTax was "for the rich" got Boortzed when I showed him the facts"

by Mallard100 April 17, 2008

135๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


boortz

n. Small nuggets of squishy poo accidentally fired into one's undies after pushing a fart too hard. Name refers not only to the sound made by the poo, but also to a shithead clueless radio host.

Ralph Wiggum hiked up his trousers, stuck his finger in his nose and said, "I made boortz in my pants!"

by SkidMarkyMark June 2, 2006

355๐Ÿ‘ 488๐Ÿ‘Ž


boortz

letting someone else do your thinking for you.

After having been boortzed,Bubba encourages others to watch Fox News and join the boortz lifestyle.

by Reagan Santmeyer July 6, 2006

212๐Ÿ‘ 455๐Ÿ‘Ž


boortz

a person who is a professional sphinctriloquist.

Boortz has won the sphintiloquist contest, hands down.

by Regan Santmeyer August 21, 2006

137๐Ÿ‘ 388๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boortzed

The result of exposure to the Neal Boortz radio show, which triggers the remission of obsessive-compulsive compassion disorder. Being Boortzed generally manifests itself in the use of rational thought and facts with which to make arguments, observations, and decisions. May also reveal itself in the desire to be successful through individual effort and being responsible for one's own actions.

After being Boortzed, Johnny realized that success and happiness is entirely within his own control. He turned off American Idol, worked hard to learn a valuable skill, and worked his way into a high-paying job by being focused and disciplined. Unfortunately, Johnny's hard earned success after being Boortzed resulted in him being subject to the heaviest tax burden while bearing repeated accusations of being among "the fortunate" who do not pay their fair share, even though his share contributes to the bulk of the total income tax burden.

by M. Anthony Tarone April 18, 2008

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Boortz

a highly skilled orator

Boortz gives the best Texas Taint Ticklers.

by Deborah Spicer June 20, 2006

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