Bootiest

When one vows and worships the big booty as a religion. Such as practicing booty massages, meditating of perfect booties, and instead of shaving head they get big booty enlargements.

-Lily: Hey whats up christian!?
-Christian: Oh nothin much just got done meditating.
-Lily: oh I didn't know you were a monk! I'm Catholic.
-Christian: oh I'm not..*pause*
-Lily: lemme guess your christian hahaha
-Christian: nooo I'm a bootiest! Hell yeah Big Booty Bitches!!!