Boringator

Someone who is a boring bastard!

Concoction of the word came from the film 'The Terminator'... Terminate + or = You see where I'm going...

So when one of these guys crop up run for the hills cause all he is about is Boringatoring yo' ass up!!

"Hey John wanna grab the strap on and come sit in the hot tub wit me"

"No, Sally, I just don't think I'm ready for that stage of commitment"

^John is being a ... BORINGATOR!!!

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Boringer

When something is more boring. Instead of using more boring use boringer

My family are boringer than they used to be.

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boringitis

A common ailment in the 20-30 age range, often seen in concert with the debilitating disease called "work". Beer is often taken to cure the problem, however more resilient cases have been known to be treated with Vodka and/or other harder drugs.

G: Man, I have a bad case of boringitis today.
S: Let's go get drunk.

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boringness

when something is boring or someone is boring

if i didnt talk and you didnt talk then it would be boringness

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boringe

To borrow without a time limit set for repayment
also known as borrowing on the "never never"
usually only a term used between friends

"can I boringe £15 from you as my unemployment benifit hasn't arrived and I need something to keep me awake"

"sorry man I'm a bit broke but if you pay me on thursday
I can do it"

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boringer

a word stating a worse case of boredom

i was talkin to theresa and i said that sleep is boring, she said "go to bed" and i said no, sleep is boringer than this

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boringer

It can get more boring

Brooke: Uni work is so much boringer than being bored.

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