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Standing outside of a Boston Market in a chicken suit while handing out fliers.
"Yeah, I'm in Marketing, *whispers* boston marketing"
Two guys fucking a chick, one in the mouth and one in the ass. Looks like a rotisserie chicken from Boston Market.
I really don't feel like DPing this chick because I don't want our balls to touch. Let's pull a Boston Market instead.
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Makes the best f**king chicken ever... Magically makes it taste good.. But wait! They make EVEN BETTER mashed potatoes!
Damn this chicken tastes soo good, it must be from Boston Market
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When skater slaps his sweaty balls in her face and it smells so bad she falls through the ceiling, breaking her ankle
Skater gave Stacie a Boston Market
The act of taking a nasty dump in a toilet then whipping with a ton of toilet paper filling up half the toilet. Then realizing you have to shit once more and shitting on top of all that paper and whipping once more till the toilet is flooded with toilet paper and shit.
Fuck this asshole who took a Boston Market in the toilet i go a nasty surprise cleaning it out half way through.
I just took the biggest Boston Market in that toilet.
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A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
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What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console
Sorry officer I was looking for the boston market