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The thing British people apparently say in a funny way.
British person: hey can i have a bottle of water?
american person: hahaha "bo'oh o wo'oh"
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bri' ish: bo'oh o' wooh ahh
American: boddle of wah'dder
african: botle ohf wotah
indian: bottal of wutah
the actual word: bottle of water
your dad:
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The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.
This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!
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Something a lot of people buy without realizing that it is free everywhere else.
Newsflash! WATER IS FREE! but you can waste your money on bottled water if you want to look really sharp
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bottles of water with minerals, chemicals cuz tap water will melt white people......
NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people
Martin: Gee, this bottle of water sure is tasty!
M-Dizzle: Shut the fuck up cracka
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1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.
'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'
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Bottling your own water consists of such terrible diarrhea often the result of aggressive drinking and/or chili dogs. The poo comes out with a similar consistency of a squirt gun. Solid chunks are not allowed.
I shouldn't have eaten four chili dogs and beer because now I'm bottling water out of my ass!!
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