bowering

An absolute legend and the nuttiest geezer who gets all the pussy

"You are such a Bowering"

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bower

Drinking a beer while taking a shower, usually as a reward to oneself.

When he heard the news that he got a 4.0 GPA last quarter, he rewarded himself with a nice, relaxing bower.

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Bowered

'bothered' - as made famous by Catherine Tate as her character Lauren on The Catherine Tate Show, BBC.

Regardez mon visage! Regardez mon visage!
I AIN'T BOWERED!!!!

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Bowers

The best group of people in the world. Often associated with being GORGEOUS!! Be jealous of those who's last name is Bowers. Also, one of the founding families of the KKK.

That Bethany is a real looker. Too bad she is a white supremicist.. She must be a Bowers

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Bower

Usually a man that is homosexual and bows over to have gay sex

"I heard Nick is a Bower"
"Yes, he learnt that in prison"

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Bowers

1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.

2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.

3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.

ex.1:

Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.

ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.

ex.3:

Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.

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bower

When you are really hungover and you don't feel like standing up to take a shower. So you lay down like you're taking a bath with the drain stopped up and the shower beats down on you.

Dude did you take a shower? No, I felt like shit, I took a bower.

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