Bozonium

A rare supernatural metal hidden in the deepest and most retarded depths of the Earth. Those who come in contact with it automatically become Bozos.
Thousands people have fallen victim to this metal and scientists have yet to find a cure for it.

Cozy is such a fucking Bozo, it's as if he had a chunk of Bozonium permanently stuck in his ass.

Bozonium

A super rare element only discoverable by people who are considered Bozos.
It's origin is unknown but it's power is indescribable.

Hah! L Bozo moment. This dude could probably discover Bozonium if he wanted to.