Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'
"I would like to ask a question about the menu."
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"
A person who asks for a menu then hangs up after stating name. Has a brother named Mike bobaguard who finds plastic forks in the middle of a pizza after eating half of it.
“Can I have a menu-“
-hangs up the phone-
“What a brad bobaguard moment”