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The ultimate life form.
May even be hotter than Thanos, maybe even he makes people expand more. Thomas Bradley is superior to all life.
Thomas Bradley expands my dong more than Thanos.
All hail Tbrad, all hail Tbrad.
TheTbrad12 reins!
The Thomas Bradley scale is a measure of the tastiness of the ‘parmo’ based on the experiences of his eponymous founder - a prodigious and widely renowned consumer of the dish.
Bradley is widely known in the North East for his dedication to a parmo only diet - a commitment he maintained throughout his later years.
Mythology has it that Bradley often lavished himself with bottled Coca Cola which he would pour ravishingly over his face to remove the remnants of the Parmesan cheese.
“Hey Byson, you got a Parmo from Bueno last night, how are they?”
“They’re definitely an 8 on the Thomas Bradley scale La - they would have got his fingers going ten to the dozen.”
Thomas Bradley Conner is over 5 ft tall. His favorite thing todo is watch gay porn. He loves to spend long summer nights with his dark lover Darius Bethal in the hot tub listening to Kenny Cheasney. If you enjoy long afternoons at the race dreaming about large male organs, you are probably a Thomas Bradley Conner. I think of Thomas Bradley Conner every time i chug orange juice after brushing my teeth because im certain that he has the same taste in his mouth 24/7 because of all male sex he has had.
I am gay just like Thomas Bradley Conner.
Instead of making it rain in the club with money, i believe i shall pay them in.....GUM just like Thomas Bradley Conner.
My dogs butt itches, he must have caught something from Thomas Bradley Conner.
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The worlds best boyfriend. He is so sweet, smart, cute, funny, hot, and just an overall amazing person. He is the worlds sweetest person and is so good to his girlfriend. He always buys her presents for Christmas. He is amazing
OMG Bradley thomas is so good to me! He's so sweet!