braggot

A person that practices one-upmanship and name-dropping. This person is compelled to elevate their status by trumping the experiences of others with their own supposedly personal stories that are usually more intense, on a grander scale or connected to a famous person or event. These persons expect others to believe their stories regardless of how far-fetched or improbable.

You: "I have some old Nirvana vinyl records in my collection."

Braggot: "I saw Nirvana and even hung out with Kurt Cobain. It was awesome."

You: "But you were born in 1992 and Cobain died in 1994."

Braggot: "Yeah, I was really young but my mom's boyfriend took me to the show and he had backstage passes because he was tight with Kurt. I remember all kinds of stuff from when I was only 2 years old."

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braggot

An ancient style of ale-mead, made from both honey and malted grain.

Not to be confused with braggart, one who brags or is given to boasting.

Gareth: "This is a fine braggot you've brewed here, Myfanwy!"

Myfanwy: "Why thank you, Gareth."

Daffyd: "It's not all that great, I brew a better braggot than anyone in the village."

Gareth & Myfanwy: "Shut your pie-hole, ya braggart, and drink your Bacardi & Coke!"

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Braggot

(n): a term used to describe self absorbed faggots commonly known to have the first name Bradley. Hence we chose to combine the highlighted terms and make *~Braggot.~*

Examples:

"Braggot has herpes."

"Braggot looks like shit everyday!"

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