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After long night of love-making, the next morning you gently awaken your ladyfriend with gentle laps of her labia.
I had breakfast in bed yesterday morning.
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Breakfast in bed is when one wakes up next to (or happens to come upon) a sleeping lady companion and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on her. This is a gennerally appreciated method of being woken up. The phrase makes allusions to the term "eating out" as the person performing the oral ministrations is having, euphemisticaly, their first meal of the day in bed. In this case the meal happens to be a woman's genetalia and there is still a need to eat breakfast afterward.
This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.
I had great sex with Tiffany last night, so when I woke up and saw that she was still asleep, I had breakfast in bed to thank her.
Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...
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Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on
Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"
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When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.
After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.
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Sex in the AM.
I'm feeling kinda kinky baby...get up so I can give you some breakfast in bed.
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When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.
After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.
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a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory
I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.
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