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The act of having a bra on one's head and texting
Dude, I was so drunk last night, I was even brexting people!
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That one person who's like omg this party sucks imma leave, but then stays for another 3 hours
It also works in a conversation when someone is like I gotta go but you can see that they're still reading ur texts
Brextor:"this partys trash... I can't believe you made me go... I'm out."
*THREE HOURS LATER*
Friend:"Tf dude weren't you leaving like 3 hours ago, stop brexting
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To be Brext is to be well and truly vexed by Brexit. Angry with the lies about more money for the National Health Service (NHS), scared over the rising number of racial attacks, pissed off with Teresa May, Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage, and downright livid at future trade tariffs with the rest of Europe.
"I am well and truly Brext. Outside of the Single Market, Britain is finished"
Texting while breast-feeding.
Joey spit up all over my phone while I was brexting his baby daddy.
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To be broken up with/ dumped by text message.
"Dude I heard she broke up with you!"
"Yeah and to make it worse she did it by brext!"
or
"He is such a jerk I am going to brext him - Its over!"
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the act of sending a text message when on the subway- this usually involves waiting until the train passes under a bridge.
oh man- when the bloor-danforth train passes over the DVP- you can see everybody and their mother brexting
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Brexting is that usual friend that goes to a party, and keeps saying that the party is boring and he's going to leave but stays till the end.
Person 1: Omg this party is so lame, im going home.
Person 2: Okey.
*later that night*
Person 1: Guys this is so boring, now im really going to leave.
Person2: Oh shut up, you're brexting again.