Bri-fag

A person who has an exceptionally large head and is overly confident in everything he says and does. Tries to lift heavily and takes creatine pills excessively. If no creatine is available, some lunch meat will do. Struggles at sliding across the hood of cars.

Friend 1: Is that a lunar eclipse?
Friend 2: No, that Bri-fag just moved in front of the sun.

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