Brian Marroquin

A man with boisterous energy as he walks down A-hall. He takes pride as he scourges the halls, drenching freshman maggots under his hooves, and un-holstering his loud and colossal phallus upon the administration. When commonfolk hear of that stunning, luscious hair, they melt into pash momatoes.

OH MY GOD!! It’s Brian Marroquin! Look at that amazing- *melts* *delicous matoes*