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Brimtucky

Nickname for the town of Brimfield in Peoria County Illinois. Less white trash than Crevetucky more hick than Elmhood. Mostly full of rednecks, druggies, jocks, farmers, and wannabe white gangsters who talk like they're black. The closest the wannabe gangsters will come to a gang is when they listen to grandpa and his Nam buddies talk about stacking gooks. Due to an influx of Peoria people over the past few years it has become less redneck than back in the day. The only things this town has going for it are the local Casey's General Store, the grain elevator, and a Dollar General. If you want pot ask any high school kid from this town, they'll either sell you some, or lead you in the direction of someone that can.

The Brimtucky Indians have lost another game. White kid: yeah I've had murder on my mind all day bruh. Other white kid: shut the fuck up you fake ass wannabe gangster, you're from Brimtucky.

by That Redneck From Brimtucky November 25, 2019