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Briscoes are a specific breed of human being. Originating in Scotland, Briscoes eventually migrated to the U.S. and found the Southeast coast of Florida to have sufficient exposure to sunlight and greenery. Avid fishermen, poker players, lacrosse athletes, gifted speakers, intelligent students, engineers, sushi chefs, piano players, digital artists, writers, watch connoisseurs, travelers, cigar smokers, whiskey drinkers, thespians, golfers, exquisite lovers, orders their Manhattan straight up and with a blue cheese olive, Briscoes have been known to mask their suave and multifaceted personalities with a façade to increase the surprise one receives when meeting a Briscoe. Briscoe's tend to be cute, and cuddly, but definitely not forces to be reckoned with. Their cool demeanor in times of stress communicate a quiet fury, and demonstrates their evolutionary prowess, their near genetic perfection. Brain normally beats brawn; however, Briscoes have evolved to develop both in large quantities. Briscoes are bastions of character and values that the population ought to admire, revere, and emulate. Men, take note. Ladies, take cover. Briscoes are spreading and growing in numbers. Be prepared when you meet a Briscoe.
"There can only be one true Briscoe family"
"Briscoe taught me how to spearfish!"
"You wouldn't know it, but Briscoe loves Billy Joel"
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A very sexy female that everyone wants, but only selected individuals can get. Or a Bitch
Wow! That guy is so popular I bet he gets all the Briscoes
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hey guys its me, the only resident of brisco. lol.
nobody thinks this is an actual town. we have a waterfall. and a mill. thats bout it.
Guy 1: wheres a good cake shop?
Guy 2: brisco
Guy 1: cool.
Satans Bestfreind so don't mess with him. Also the best person in the world.
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The God of the new world. Was PROM KING.
Seth - LOLZ I AM GOD. Seth Brisco!
Eira- I iz a man
Seth- I DID THAT.
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Something that is very likely to happen.
It is referring to the New Zealand homewares store Briscoes, and the fact that they have a sale almost everyday, and that it would be very unlikely for there not to be one. The iconic Briscoes Lady often presents these sales on TV.
"Will she be angry?"
"Yup, thats more likely than a Briscoes Sale."
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