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an oxymoron
british people be like beans and roice innit
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they have no teeth they love crumpets and tea and they speak minecraft enchantment table
"Oi bruv come down smithhingdam Knoll and ill show u who your bloody messin with ya dumb cunt" - british people
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A phrase that creates a lot of debate and stereotyping between Americans and Britons on Urban Dictionary.
American: I'm going to define this word to take a stab at how snobby the British are!
British People: I'm going to define this word to jab at how fat Americans are!
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the scums of the earth that, believe it or not, aren't even real.
Why are you british?
Tommyinnit is nothing but a figment of your imagination
british "people" amirite
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People that are from a small island in Europe. They think they are better than everyone. "people" that think they belong with the rest of society but in reality lost a war to a bunch of farmers. They do not recognize the word "dentist" or "freedom." Their queen is a 3000 year old dinosaur that everyone respects for some reason. Same goes with her dysfunctional offspring. NO ONE CARES THAT THEY GOT MARRIED
"whats all dis dan, bruv"
"shut up all you british "people"
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Our brothers from across the pond. Many Americans get annoyed with the British for no reason, and try to insult them (Badly). The Americans and British often stereotype each other.
American people: Go back to your mansion and have a cup of tea as its such a spiffing day!
British people: At least we dont go to McDonald's every day, ya fat wankas!
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British "people" once lived in a place called the united kingdom. The united kingdom is an ancient civilization so that means these British people are extinct nowadays. They didn't have any teeth and had an odd obsession with tea and crumpets. they often said "OI MATE YOU BRING THEM F*CKIN CRUMPETS ROIGHT?" and mentioned Flats whatever the heck those are.
Brian (crying)- I can't..they are so scary... no teeth...tea... CRUMPETS? WHO SAYS CRUMPETS
Susan: hey it's okay, British people aren't real Brian... calm down now
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