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An expantion of jock-rock which is the male parallel to the boy band; any music that causes "Bros" to enter a state of wild abandon, swinging their arms violently, spilling beer and lip-syncing every lyric perfectly, essentially causing them to act like club-girls.
Examples of Bro-Bands include Blues Traveler, Dave Mathews, The Dispatch, James Blunt, O.A.R., and others.
"It's like they've turned Madison Square Garden into a giant frat house."
"Well what did you expect? They're a Bro band."
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The rebirth of friendship bracelets and a spin on the "live strong" bracelet, the Bro-Band is a guy’s new "IT" accessory. Given to one Bro from another, signifying a status above any ho. (Bro's before Ho's). The bro-band can be found darning the wrists of young, hip, males at your local hot spot, and the wearer usually travels in packs. The Bro-Band should only be worn on the right wrist, and should be worn one at a time.
Bro1: Dude, I got you something.
Bro2: Oh yeah, What you got?
Bro1: I got 4 Bro-Bands for you, rog, mike, and I.
Bro2: Badass dude, Ill rock it out with pride.
Bro1: Bro's fo Life?
Bro2: Fo Sho Bro
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The rebirth of friendship bracelets and a spin on the "live strong" bracelet, the Bro-Band is a guy’s new "IT" accessory. Given to one Bro from another, signifying a status above any ho. (Bro's before Ho's). The bro-band can be found darning the wrists of young, hip, males at your local hot spot, and the wearer usually travels in packs. The Bro-Band should only be worn on the right wrist, and should be worn one at a time.
Bro1: Dude, I got you something.
Bro2: Oh yeah, What you got?
Bro1: I got 4 Bro-Bands for you, rog, mike, and I.
Bro2: Badass dude, Ill rock it out with pride.
Bro1: Bro's fo Life?
Bro2: Fo Sho Bro
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Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.
Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.
That band bro ghosted me after giving me chlamydia
A smartphone accessory for simple hands-free driving. Comprised of a rubber band around your head that securely holds your smartphone in place close to your ear and mouth.
Hey, this bro band is great. I can drive without having to hold my phone.