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Past tense to breath
Yesterday I took a deep broath of that fresh, smog-free air.
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An oath taken between two or more guys to never share the dirty details of the night's events.
It's done over a series of drinks; after each condition of the broath is stated each member takes a sip/shot.
"Dude, Erik is going to tell Sheila what happened as soon as he gets back to the dorm,"
"He can't, we took a broath."
"Thank god for Jager Bombs."
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A broath is an oath... but for bros...
Referring to Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother episode 19 season 7.
When someone pats a pile of cum that has been sitting on the bathroom floor for 2+ hours.
Steven: hey is that my cum from 2+ hours ago
Julia: ya i think it is (walks over and pats the pile of cum)
Steven: you just broathed, julia
Julia: oh my bad g
1. Past tense for breath{ing}
2.Past bro/bra , or x-bro/bra
3. the equivalent of breathed
broathed
broathing
1. he broathed last. /
i was broathing /
2. he is my broath.
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The final and most immensely binding and important of all broaths. It is usually created in the death throes of one's bro. It states that after the event of your bro's death, you must marry his girlfriend, and never have sex with her or let anyone else do so either. You also become the keeper of all the previous broaths you and he have ever made, it is your sole duty to make sure the dirtiest secrets of your broship never see the light of day. You also are made responsible for making sure that none of his noteworthy high scores are ever beaten, and in the event that they are, you have the authority and the obligation to play the games and beat the usurper's score on your dead bro's behalf.
"Dude, I'm dying....please....you must take with me......the Final Broath!"
"Sure thing bro *sniffle* I hereby swear to be bound forever to the grand, sacred, archaic and magical power of the Final Broath! *sob* and should I ever break the terms of this all powerful broath, may my brodom be revoked, may my balls shrivel and die, may my cock shrink and whither, may all traces of manliness and testosterone leave my body! And upon my undoubtedly solitary and pathetic death, may the abominable specter of Bruce Jenner himself, the only known breaker of the mighty Final Broath, personally escort my blighted soul into the darkest and most wrathful recesses of the netherworld!" *lighting strikes in the distance, and the sound of the drums of Asgard can faintly be heard*
A Broath is a legally binding agreement made between bros which if broken can result in unimaginable punishements eg: being expelled from being a bro. Broaths are often done on the bro code book and are the most sacred form of binding. Barney Stinson invented the Broath in how i met your mother to keep Ted Mosby from ruining his relationship with his girlfriend, Ted broke it imidiently.
Barney: Ted Evelyn Mosby. You are about to be sworn on the most sacred form of binding. A bro oath or Broath. Ted please put on the Broab
Ted: yeah im not puttin on the broab