Broccolio

Broccolio is a man named Braulio who is obsessed with broccoli usually as a result of miss spelling of said name by friends or family. This name is also said by people who have I'll will twords the Braulio in question.

Broccolio stole all the broccoli again.

Broccolio is so bad at video games.

Broccolio always bottom-frags.