brodan

the name of the perfect couple, also referred to as "amor verdadero" in spanish. this is created when brody marries jordan. brodan is very canon and supported by all. when they commit peepeepoopoo many lolis come out. they often attempt to hide their love for each other, as it is simply too strong. may contain: incest

person 1: did you see brodan today?

person 2: yes they were so cute together in their matching twinkle toes!

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brodan

he is a gorgeous and hot species of male. Tall, muscular and sporty, he gets all the babes and sometimes men. he is always looking his best and always looking as hot as the sun. Often goes by the name Jeremiah.

Girl 1: Did you see Brodan today?
Girl 2: Yesssssss!

Girl 1: Sexy as usual.
Girl 2: He looked delicious.

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Brodan

To Brodan something is to mess it up / Do a bad job

A: What on earth have you done to that cake you were baking

B: I've completely Brodan'd it

A: Ok try again but don't make a brodan out of this one because we're running out of flour

Brodan

brodan is a man who can’t control himself, including the bedroom and the hot tub. Brodans go to game is spin the bottle. if he doesn’t play spin the bottle he can’t help himself and wait until they sleep. His phone ends up in the strangest places so his hands accidentally go there but he can’t help it. Brodan is not a very good liar and got caught by the girls after lying. he felt ill the day he went school bc of his “drinking” the night before but we all know it was something else

uno that brodan?
ye the one that plays spin the bottle?
he wasn’t able to last night so he just waited until it was bed time