Broism

The art of being a "Bro"

The art of being a bro is the definition of Broism. Measured by the Brotractor.

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Broism

The art of being inter-connected physically and spiritually with your bro or your bro's (spefically otherwise known as bromance-bro, Bro, brah, brohaven, Broseph, brojob, brohan, broseevis, broski, and bromosexual, ). Broman so listen, being a part of broism ia like brobyerrrrring your bro bro, its just like bro. NOone could understrand or ever think about being a part of or even talking about our new religion unless your truely a BRO. You already know brothanziens and brosethamenes. If your part of the brotherliness you will comment on this status!

Special thanks to creators( Dallas Brown, Clent foerster, Travis Schuster, Rueben Cardenas. Members of TAMUCC.

Example: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo its broism

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Broism

Broism is a religion where the homies are gods and the women are our servants.

Bro 1: Bro I just converted into Broism!
Bro: 2 what’s that bro?
Bro 1: where we are gods but women are our servants!
Bro 2: that’s awesome bro ima concert to Broism also!

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broism

the language in which bros use.

bro 1 :"I was just hangn' with that dude from puerto rico...you know our favorite puerto ric-bro."

bro 2: "nice usage of the broism...bro"

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broism

Any statement obviously fratty in tone, usage, and/or intent.

also bro-ism.

Typical broisms overheard at your average kegger:

“Party foul!”
“Bro.”
“America! FUCK YEAH!!”
“Bro. Bro. Step down. Bro. Step down!”
“Right on.”
"Roll Tide."

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