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Bronze Copperhead

A severe bacterial poison made by mixing urine and feces (does not have to be human), allowing it to ferment by placing it in a sunny spot in extreme heat. Shake at least once a day. The longer it ferments, the deadlier the poison.

Client: I want you to kill a person in my office so I get the promotion...

Assassin: It will be done...

Client: ...and I want you to use this.

Assassin: Bronze Copperhead is a little too potent for this job.

Client: It is too potent for nothing.

by Homicidal Remedies January 26, 2012

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