My brother in Christ

what you call someone before you call them out on their problems/hypocrisy

My mom: I don't like all the cleavage you have.

Me: My brother in Christ, you gave it to me.

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My brother in Christ

Used to replace jokes containing the N-word

Dudes be like “Subway Sucks”
My brother in Christ you made the sandwich

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My Brother in Christ

Used as an exaggerative and sarcastic address to a person acting stupidly or saying something dumb. A gentlemanly replacement for "motherf***er".

*playing Battlefield 4, knifing an opponent, only to be team killed by an overzealous noob teammate thirsty for the kill and mowing you both down*

"MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I HAD THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL"

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Brother-in-Christ zoned

The Christian version of friendzone. Generally done by girls who don't want to have a relationship with their admirer.

"Hey… Jenny… I want you to know… I really like you.

"Ooohhh… Andrew I see you more as a Brother in Christ…"

(Andrew) "Alright"
(Inside Andrew's mind) NOOOOOO, I've been Brother-in-Christ zoned!!!!

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Brother in christ

Used by white people to replace the n-word in that over captioned meme with a barely visible subway sandwich

“mfs be like ‘i hate subway’ my Brother in christ you made the sandwich”