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brotox

when you and your pal get together and bro out and go get botox together

hey man, we should totally go brotox later

by karbear8459 June 16, 2017


brotox

1) Enlarging your group of bros
2) Building up the confidence of existing bros

1) Everyone I know moved away, I need some brotox.

2) Chad is looking really down right now, we need to perform a little brotox procedure on him.

by CMPerson June 10, 2015


brotox

A portmanteau formed from bro and botox.

u inject brotox into the muscles u want to de-emphasize, its a new substance similar to botox (which paralyzes muscles for a number weeks - used for the face to reduce wrinkling), however brotox paralyzes muscles for only a few hours (it has a v.short half life) & is used for these kinds of matters. so u inject surrounding muscles which removes their involvement from the compound exercise leaving the target muscle uninhibited so it takes most of the load.

that way u can do any pulling moves u want, u dont have to worry about these funky variations where u look like ur taking a sh!t while focusing on mmc & all that rubbish

I just brotoxed my lats, now I can pull up using my glenohumeral-scapulac joint chain and not contribute to my internal rotation problems.

by tyciol January 25, 2011

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brotox

The formation of a black eye on a female, presumably from an abusive partner.

"I see Jessica has had brotox."

by Breny W November 17, 2008

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Brotox

Noun, botox when used on a straight male, usually something he doesn't want you to know about.

Some men use to prevent or erase wrinkles, while others use it to improve their impassive poker face.

"Aaron got brotox and now he can't move his eyebrows"

by MissXanthe July 12, 2009

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Brotox

It's a detox of all things "bro."

I can't believe you made me go to that bar last night. After seeing all the affliction, Ed hardy with Situation wanna-be's, I'm going to need a good "brotox" before I go out again.

by monkiedelapuch March 4, 2011

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Brotox

A face lift commonly operated upon bros which gets rid of any double chins a bro might recieve from beerpong or drinking too many yagerbombs.

"Broseph I got Brotox so i could look my best and mack birds on Spring Break."

by broking911 May 29, 2009

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