Brown Bullet

When you shit so hard that your poop comes flying out of your asshole in small pieces and making to noise similar to the sound of a bullet being shot out of an M1918 BAR.

Jonathan - “So the other day I had a brown bullet.”

Vince - Aw sweet

Brown Bullet Hole

The arse hole, sphincter

I can see your brown bullet hole when you bend over like that

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dodging the brown bullet

Discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. Presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.

I've been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. Baby and I have worked out the perfect arrangement.

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Brown bullet

When your taking a shit and there’s gas behind it and the shit is in the front and when you push it, it goes flying out like a bullet

My homie Jonathan just did the brown bullet a few hours ago

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