Brown Thanksgiving

When a guy shaves their head, stuffs their hair into the vagina, and set it on fire.

Steve: "Eddy did you really give her a brown thanksgiving"
Eddy: "Yeah, burn baby burn"

Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

1) The best Thanksgiving special ever (but are there any others?)
2) When you don't feel like shopping, cooking, and cleaning for a week so you just say fuck it, run through the convenience store with $20, buy anything that looks good, and go home and eat it off the good china.

College Student 1: "You going home for Thanksgiving break?"
College Student 2: "I have a 54 page portfolio due in literacy next week. I'm gonna go live in the library and do a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on Thursday."

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