Brown Toe

Having a bowel movement while taking a shower and then using one big toe(s) to try to smash it up so the fecal matter washes down the drain.

I gave myself a brown toe today in the shower after I couldn't make it to the toilet.

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brown toes

Where you shove (forcefully) your toes up a poor womans anus while sleeping

Jamil shoved his toes into a german prostitutes anus. Therefore getting brown toes

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brown toe

When one person slips their big toe into the ass crack of another person.

Chris: Im sleeping here leave me be im not hurting anyone.
Alyssa: (Slips big toe into Chris' ass.)
Chris: AHHHHH GET THAT TOE OUT!! You sneaky Brown Toe Crazy monkey face.

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brown toe

When playing hacky sack with sandals on, you pick the hacky sack up by pinching it between your big toe and sandal. This is usually a bad thing because people dont want your dirty nasty feet on their sack.

Av, quit brown toe-ing the hacky sack!

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