Brown door

Another word for your butthole. It is the door in which your poop comes out of. Hence why it is brown.

Billy: We should try anal tonight
Jane: absolutely not Billy, I refuse to let you out it in my brown door.

Brown Door Knob

A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.

Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"

Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"

Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."

Person B: "Oh...I see.."

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