Browns Jail

Located inside of Firstenergy Stadium in Cleveland Ohio. Browns Jail is known as the most infamous prison in the world due to it's grueling conditions and the type of inmates typically admitted. Violent drunks that can't behave themselves while watching the Cleveland Browns can find themselves getting dragged to this jail by security. There's no food, beer or cigarettes allowed inside. Inmates are left with nothing but their thoughts and love for the Cleveland Browns.

"Dude, I can't believe John threw his warm beer at Hue Jackson. I'm going to pray for that man because we might never see him again if he's sent to Browns Jail."

County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.

Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”