Bruiser Hurst

A Bruise Hurst is someone who plays baseball and is very short. They are normally dog shit and don’t do their job as a first baseman. This person is likely to finger their girlfriend after 2 days of dating. A Bruiser Hurst strives to be apart of The Great Monks but will never achieve his goalinson.

That sophomore in Oklahoma with the blonde hair is a real Bruiser Hurst.