Brunie Chad

A specific type of Chad as there is the misconception that a Chad is a blonde-haired alpha male guy. A Brunie Chad is the typical douchebag with brown to dark brown hair and some form of facial hair, be it a cum-trickle of hair to a full on pooh pooh beard. Whenever you see a really cute girl in public or on social media, they are typically dating, married to, knocked up by or already had a couple of kids with these assholes. These guys try to take on some organic, hipster persona to win over the cute artsy girls, but act like complete phonies in the process.

Man, I was really hitting off with this cute, artsy brunette girl that I met at a coffee shop, but surely enough, her douchey Brunie Chad boyfriend came out of nowhere, PDAed her and I felt like I just wasted my time.