Bruninho

A guy who gets up at 6 a.m. on the clock to walk his 101 chicken, he is also a simple man, not weird in any way, except that one time he had funeral videos on his Alcatel phone. He takes "simple" man letter by letter, and so he can be classified as a simp.

Bruninho knows how to play soccer, but sucks at handball and only passes to that one girl.