Brunswick Oh

Literally the busiest, yet most vacant city you will ever live in. Giant Eagle is either packed, or there is no one there. There is no in between. The schools suck, the sports are average, and the kids are all rednecks. Ppl throw oranges out of the bus windows, and being gay or forbidden. In Brunswick you either have a boyfriend or you’ve never laid eyes on a boy. The reddest redneck town there is. Might as well hang a confederate flag from your window. Don’t be surprised if you’re there for three minutes and begin talking with a southern accent and saying ya’ll.

“Did you go full out for anti-homo day?”

“Of course bro. Brunswick Oh citizens never miss out.”

Brunswick, OH

Brunswick, Ohio is located south of Cleveland. A suburb town that was awarded one of America's top 10 cities for families. With 7 elementary 3 middle and the longest high school in Ohio that is 1/4 mile long and students are expected to walk that in 5 min with 2,500 people in their way. All school have excellent reputations in both academics and athletics. Brunswick is often refereed to as "Brunstucky" and "B-wick". Most of Brunswick's residents are middle class citizens. You will know you are in Brunswick if you see a gas station and a church between every traffic light. Brunswick may live where there is snow but never gets a snow day until Medina and Strongsville both do.

Brunswick, OH is the best town in the world.

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