Bum Crime

Bum Crime.

Synonym for "fart".

This word originally came from the parody of Erasure's "Sometimes", called "Bum Crimes" by "thesquitsuk" on YouTube. The original definition probably meant something far more sinister, perhaps forcible anal penetration, we'll never know, but this definition I think is more "palatable".

There is a sister word called "Mouth Crime" which is a synonym for "burp" but it isn't defined on Urban Dictionary as of yet, although that may change if I can be arsed to write another definition.

The word "crime" alone can also be used by itself, for example: "You did a crime!"

Someone who does/commits/carries out Bum Crimes is said to be a "crimist". As in, "You crimist! You keep bum/mouth criming!"

John Doe: *Does a Bum Crime*

Jane Doe: "Fuckin' hell mate that was one hell of a Bum Crime."
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"Ooooooh, Bum Crimes"

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