Anal fingering, these two words are long and bad to pronounce, right? Now you can use Bumble Fiddle.
Still not convinced? Ok! Do this experiment: pronounce "anal fingering" aloud. You see? Now you look like a jerk and your neighbors confirm it!
Now say "Bubble Fiddle". There are no harsh consonants and it also seems to be the name of a Korean dessert
"I've been practicing Bumble Fiddle every day for 15 years and have finally solved my constipation problems!"
Hey baby, wanna try Bumble Fiddle?"
"Hey baby, wanna try Bumble Fiddle?"
"I've been practicing Bumble Fiddle every day for 15 years and have finally solved my constipation problems!"
"You are accused of Bumble Fiddle on strangers, do you want a lawyer?"