bum eyes

(Weebl and Bob) A disease in which the eyes are replaced with buttocks. It is contracted by being sprayed with eye poo.

Bob, you have the bum eyes?

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bum eyes

Small. peculiar looking French person with extradorinary eyes. Also capable of making 'bum-faces' and the occasioanl 'bum-comment'.

"Bum-eyes you donkey-raping-shit-eater."

"Yes mate."

"Stop making bum-faces."

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freshly bummed eyes

When a persons eyes are all bloodshot and red as if they have been crying from severe pain from being freshly analed for the first time.

"Jaaaames?! Have you got freshly bummed eyes?"

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Eye Bumming

When a man's eyes linger too long on a ladies bottom, he is said to be 'eye bumming' her.

A lady walks past a man in the street, the man turns to check the ladies bottom out as she passes. The man is then 'eye bumming' the lady, or violating her with his beady eyes, and can legitimately be referred to as a 'eye bummer' from then on. The unfortunate lady has been 'eye bummed'

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