Bush System

They methodology and ideology of the George W. Bush presidency. Calling torture enhanced interrogation tactics. Calling a bill that enables further destruction of the environment the clean air act. Picking apart the facts or straight up ignoring them just to get what you want. Calling things the exact opposite of what they are in an attempt to trick stupid people into thinking they are good.

Hey global warming is destroying the earth, the patriot act just took away all of my civil liberties, and the nation is entering another great depression. All well we can all thank the bush system for that.

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The Bush System

The method of "enhanced interrogation" that a group of rogue government officials uses to solicit dubious information from enemy combatants while denying the likelihood that similar techniques may then be used on friendly troops, as popularized by the administration of the 43rd President of the United States of America. Includes waterboarding, sexual humiliation, religious offenses, using animals, or any other technique forbidden by international treaty.

Joseph didn't tell me where he hid my pr0n DVDs, so I used the Bush System on him until he cried like a baby. I still don't know where the DVDs are, though.

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