When the booty is so juicy A.K.A thicc that it bypasses butt dialing and/or texting to subscribe to payed services.
Butt-subscription: when the thiccness subscribes to payed sevices due to its sheer juiciness.
Girl!!! I butt-scribed to door DoorDashPass when we were wrestling...
Past tense Butt-scribed, websters Butt- subscription, present tense buttscribe, verb buttscribing