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The pubic hair of a naturally blonde girl.
When I asked Veronica if she was a natural blonde, she pulled down her pants and said "Yup. I'm a Butter Crotch."
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Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
Mrs. Smith invited me over for butter crotch cookies.
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Like 'butter face', but instead of a hot body with an ugly face, the person possesses exceptionally good looks but a small/not so good looking crotch. For men, common terms would be 'pencil dick' or 'baby penis'. Women, terms like 'blue waffle' or the favorite 'stink tuna'.
Jake: Dude, I swear Amanda is so freakin' hot! I'm really considering getting in bed with her tonight.
Dave: Ehh, yeah she's good looking, but I wouldn't bang. Word is she's a butter crotch.
Jake: What?
Dave: Yep. Her clitoris looks like chewed up bubble gum. Pretty sick man.
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Crotch butter is indeed butter of the crotch. Meaning when you rub butter on your crotch, it becomes crotch butter. If you take off your underwear and smell popcorn butter, you call it...Crotch Butter.
Who left their crotch butter on the counter!?
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Masturbation, particularly of the male genitalia
He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often
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