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When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast
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She got pregnant, but man did i butter her toast!
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A fake online graduation dinner that forces students to eat butter and toast while their school is trying to pass it of as an formal event to put a PR spin on their incompetence. The speeches will most likely contain pens and empathy.
How will we be doing graduation dinner?“butter and toast”
Similar to 'whatever floats your boat'.
Whatever butters your toast...
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To Annoy, Provoke, or Piss someone Off.
Can you stop it really butters my toast when you do that Imo
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The act of feeding your partner peanuts an hour or so before anal sex, a good hard pounding will make the halfway digested peanuts come back out their mouth like soft serve ice cream. It is important for this to be done near a toaster or with toast on hand so the poundee can "soft serve" the pb on the bread before handing it to the pounder for consumption. Note: wait only 1 half hour if chunky pb is desired.
" Man I sure am full after having that peanut butter on toast my cellmate made for me."
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Hey joe, hurry up and butter your toast! I have to go home soon!
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