Butthole elves

1) Elves in your ass.
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".

There's no toilet paper!I bet the butthole elves are out tonight!

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Butthole Elves

Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.

I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.