Buy-Polar

a state of indecision when deciding to make a purchase or trying to decide between two items.

Man: Hurry up the movie is about to start!

Woman: I'm coming, I just can't decide what drink to get.

Man: You are so buy-polar.

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buy-polar

A "two-extremes mood-swings" mental/emotional condition caused by either:
(1) an obsession with purchasing white-bear-logo fizzy drinks, or
(2) habitually trying to sell ice to Eskimos.

Maybe if you freeze a number of 2-liter bottles of seltzer-water and then offer said frothy ice to some of our fur-hood-wearing "Asians from up North", they might indeed be interested in procuring large quantities of said "fun pops" product from you, and then your buy-polar tendencies might be alleviated somewhat.