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At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum in her eye, shove a fishbowl over her face and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and scream "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to wipe the cum out of her eyes, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting it out of her eyes.
You have just succesfully accomplished the buzz lightyear.
"...So I took it out of her butt and gave her a Buzz Lightyear! God, that bitch wouldn't stop screaming. It was great."
I take no credit for this. This series of events was thought of by my good friend Devon. He's an awesome mother fucker. hah
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A legendary meme, a lol, a astronaut, a dog, a dinosaur, your mom, your toaster, everything!
“I yeeted Buzz lightyear threw the window”
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When you get really high, and smoke a cigarette, giving a euphoric buzz.
"Man, i am buzz lightyear right now, give me another cig"
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A name of a character from Toy Story and a nickname for dildos.
Woody: Buzz Lightyear, I found something purple. Andy's mom is coming!
Andy's Mom: Okay Buzz Lightyear, bring it on!
Buzz Lightyear: That thing has the same name as I do!
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The world's greatest superhero, now the world's greatest toy!
Buzz Lightyear is only the best toy a little boy could ever have. I mean who wouldn't like that pulsating laser light? And what about those high-pressure space wings. Man, you aren't cool unless you have a Buzz Lightyear!
Kid 1: Dude you have to get a Buzz Lightyear!
Kid 2: I know, it's the coolest toy ever!
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When your friend or group of friends leave you to hang with a newer cooler friend, and stop giving you the same treatment. (ex: stop inviting you to partys, or stop hooking you up with girls).
A Toy Story reference as when Andy stopped playing with Woody to play with Buzz lightyear, making Woody feel salty as hell.
All you wanna do is hang out with jocks now that you're on the football team, man you're fuckin buzz lightyearing me!!!
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Someone who becomes buzzed to an extent nearing infinity, possibly exceeding it. Usually accompanied by woody.
Once I got Buzzed Lightyear, it seemed like my woody was hard up for some attention.
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